Time to laff!!
Jun 2, 2007 Fun
Funny quotes from Random Thoughts as they strike
Laff your heads off……..
* 1. NAMES:
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
* 2. EATING OUT:*
When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in a $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want the change back.
When the women get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
* 3. MONEY:
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
4. BATHROOMS:
A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
* 5. ARGUMENTS:
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
* 6. CATS:**
Women love cats.
Men say they love cats, but when women aren’t looking, men kick cats.
* 7. FUTURE:**
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
* 8. SUCCESS:**
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* 9. MARRIAGE:*
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
* 10. DRESSING UP:**
A woman will dress up to go 4 shopping, to water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and read the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
* 11. NATURAL:
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
* 12. OFFSPRING: **
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite
foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
* 13. FINAL THOUGHT:*
Any married man should forget his mistakes.
There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Where i am, as a programmer?
May 29, 2007 Technology
i was casually browsing some blog site last week where i found a digg for a programmer’s hierarchy (whos big and whos small) .
http://www.digg.com/programming/The_programmer_hierarchy
Programming is a weird profession , here people like only the harder way of getting things done. All programmers have the same characteristics, they want complete control over whatever they do and they love command line more than anything else.
As of me personally, i would always love to write classic old php-webapps running on UNIX box rather than writing a Custom module in DotNetNuke. Thats the way it is.
So when i went through this “Programmer’s Hierarchy”, it depicted the real view of how programmers are categorized. I have marked places where i have been. I seem to be almost half-way on the road to be a gr8 programmer.
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>>> Life should be backwards
May 5, 2007 Fun
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? ‘A death.’ What’s that , a bonus?
I think of the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you should go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work for forty years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol , you party and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, and then you finish ……………..”
Check out this Link
Life sucks. And then you die!: Life should be backwards
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I was caught
May 4, 2007 Fun
Friends here caught me while thinking about some Balanced-modular-mobility script in PHP (Sleeping as others call it), and its been uploaded to youtube…. funny one check-it-out
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Cool Computer Program
Apr 25, 2007 Technology
“It’s been about 25 years since the mouse came out, It’s time for another breakthrough.”
Have a look at this sketching software developed by MIT Ph.D. candidate Christine Alvarado
http://masshightech.bizjournals.com/masshightech/stories/2003/07/21/story6.html
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