The correct SDLC
Jan 18, 2010 Fun
This was a funny extract that i found in some forwarded email 
Software Development Life Cycle
- Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
- Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.
- Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.
- Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.
- Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.
- Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.
- Users find 137 new bugs.
- Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.
- Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.
- Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji.
Entire testing department quits. !! - Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.
- New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.
- New Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
Solved the Rubik’s Cube
Aug 23, 2008 Fun, General, Technology
After a half’s days effort today, i have been successful in solving the Rubik’s puzzle. It is really not that hard to solve the puzzle, although it looks like it is. just that you will need to have a step b step approach and use some simple algorithms to have the output. you will also need loads and loads of patience to get it done.
Steps
Step #1 : getting the first row right.
I have no clue of what algorithm to use here. i did it on my own so it should be simple.
Finnish off one side right and place it in the bottom so the completed side faces the bottom. Now we will do completion towards up.
Step #2 : getting the second row right.
Two algorithms here, left one and the right one
Left one: Ui Li U L U F Ui Fi
Right one: U R Ui Ri Ui Fi U F
Step #3: Now you should have completed the bottom 2 layers
Creating a cross on top, either from a center piece, or from a L or from a line
===> F R U Ri Ui Fi
L should face towards North West
Step #4: Aligning the cross Elements to relevant center pieces
When you complete the cross which has ‘four center pieces’, at least two of them will be aligned to the center pieces of the the four sides, if the aligned pieces are adjacent to each other place one aligned side on your opposite and one on right and do this algorithm, if they are opposite to each other try this algorithm to get adjacent pieces and then repeat the step as detailed.
===> R U Ri U R U U Ri
Step #5: Aligning the aligning edge elements to their positions
===> U R Ui Li U Ri Ui L
up , away from you (r) , up inverted , away from you (l), up , towards you (r) , up inverted , towards you (l),
Step #6: Super rotation
===> Ri Di R D
Note: nothing will go wrong in step 6,don’t be afraid, if you repeat step 6 – 6 times, the cube will come back to its original position. also when you align one corner piece on the topside, rotate the topside anticlockwise to get a new corner to be aligned, don’t rotate the whole cube when you align one corner price in step 6
After a few attempts you are done. See the completed version of my cube here.
Tags: Corporater, Jokes and Fun, Rubik's Puzzle, Tech Blogs
Funny Answersheets
Aug 9, 2007 Fun
Have a look at this extremely funny collection of Answer sheet visuals from SivaMuthu
I wish i could also include a copy of my college-friend Madhan’s “Software Engineering” answer sheet (Software engineering is a basically a dumb paper which talks about theories of best practices in product development and project management), he drew ‘Circuit diagrams of Microprocessors being ruined by termites’… that was a funny visual on a Model Exam paper…
Tags: chennai, College, Jokes and Fun, madan
Life sucks. And then you die!
Mar 24, 2007 Uncategorized
Pranav is creating a brand for himself with his hilarious collection of jokes….
Have a look at this awesome blog from pranav.
Tags: Jokes and Fun, Synaptris
Most HARD WORKING INDIAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mar 20, 2007 Uncategorized
Hi Folks,
The time is 6.45PM and i suppose many of you are in your office or on your way back home.
Thats not the case with a friend of mine who works like from 11 in the morning till 2am in the morning and this guy does not get enough time to sleep either..
So what does he do to keep him so active through out these long hours, let us solve this mystery ( Not Nancy Drew Mystery). Now Coming to the best part of life ?? must be wondering what is that right! Being a bachelor.. and i am really proud to be belong to this family of high-spirited free birds.
So kindly look at the evidence yourself and do have a small piece** of Laugh at my friends cost…
So here the toast to the most HARD WORKING INDIAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Siddarth
Tags: Jokes and Fun, Synaptris
